Monday, February 18, 2013

5 reasons it’s probably not a good idea to fracture your collarbone.

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1.     The obvious. Typing. I am typing like a 90 year old woman. You know, the one finger chicken peck motion. My sanity is slowly slipping away with each stroke.
2.     It really throws off your gaming skills. I am still trying to work out all the kinks….cant a girl just play! Mario Strikers is beckoning my name!! *sigh*
3.     My dancing…..well lets just say there will be no more spontaneous dance parties….luckily my collarbone doesn’t effect my voice so if you catch a ride with me, you can still expect my horribly too loud singing….YAY…..
4.     No sports. Once again….I cant play sports….knee surgery this past Fall and now a Fractured collarbone…..I may go crazy not being able to play volleyball, soccer, and RUN. How am I going to exercise?! Lame.
5.     You have to sit around and watch TV while eating fudge all day…..oh wait. HA this is fabulous. I really like fudge. Y-U-M. 

Moral: The only cool thing about getting in a skiing accident and fracturing your collarbone is you get to ride down the mountain in a toboggan thingy. Ya I have every right to be angry, mad, sad but I find it is so much more fun to find the positive and just laugh at myself. Although laughing is kinda painful at the moment. Ahhhhh, C’est la vie!!  

ps. a small miracle occurred. I have just enough time to fully heal before leaving for France, April 3rd. I have a guardian angel!!